yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
...so i touched it.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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