Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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