Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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