I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize