i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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