the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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