Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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