So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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