i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Jerry, you need to find god
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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