Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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