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'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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