you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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