There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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