I love black thongs
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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