The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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