So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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