Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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