Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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