Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so let's talk penis.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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