It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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