Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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