dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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