Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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