You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I hate all girls vehemently.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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