where am i from again
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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