I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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