Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
