If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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