Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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