I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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