Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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