he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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