i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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