i think i have herpe
just one?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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