so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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