do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake đź‘Ś
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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