ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
someone owes me an orgasm
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Life without a bra equals bliss.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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