Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
