good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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