I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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