Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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