What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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