Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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