Pappa wants mamma naked
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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