I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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