I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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