ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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