So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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