I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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