2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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