so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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