Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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