he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Randomize
