so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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