Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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